Tag Archives: CBC Radio

The Smartass-ociates with Steve Patterson

6 Jan

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What a crazy bunch o’ fun working on this show was. We shot four episodes in March of 2016, then CBC Comedy got involved and we shot another two in November.

Watch all six episodes HERE on the CBC Comedy website.

Things I learned on The Smartass-ociates:

  • Ottawa has very politically savvy audiences. Weird.
  • Olympic Speed-skater Ivanie Blondin is really good at curling my hair
  • I will never be able to afford a home in Vancouver. Or Toronto. Maybe Sudbury
  • It’s hard to improvise a pitch to David Chilton in the ‘Lizard’s Pit’
  • Pouring maple syrup and chocolate sauce on DeAnne Smith is tasty fun
  • It’s pronounced ‘sen-shee-ant’ pipeline, not ‘sen-tee-ant’ pipeline
  • Never golf with Dave Hemstead
  • Jon Steinberg cares a lot about birds
  • VIA Rail trains make an excellent writer’s room
  • People get really excited about free mugs
  • If you get drunk on scotch and pickle juice after the first big day of taping, your nickname will forever be Pickle Juice. PJ for short.

The Irrelevant Show |Dog Store

16 Aug

The Irrelevant Show imageIt’s the only dog store without a punny name!

Click HERE to listen to this sketch on CBC Radio’s The Irrelevant Show

The Irrelevant Show | Tights are Not Pants

11 Jun

The Irrelevant Show imageDon’t make me tell you again. Tights are NOT pants.

Click HERE to listen to the sketch on CBC Radio’s ‘The Irrelevant Show’

And then put on some real pants.

 

The Irrelevant Show | Missing Person

14 Mar

The Irrelevant Show imageA sketch I wrote – based on a true experience. (Don’t piss me off or I’ll sketch you.)

Click HERE to listen to the sketch that aired on CBC Radio’s ‘The Irrelevant Show!’

The Irrelevant Show | Boyfriend with Benefits

21 Feb

The Irrelevant Show imageNot like this is based on any truth or anything…

Click HERE to listen to this sketch I wrote for The Irrelevant Show on CBC Radio.

The Irrelevant Show | Male Birth Control

21 Feb

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It’s a slow burn…wait for it!

Click HERE to give this sketch I wrote for The Irrelevant Show on CBC Radio a listen! Or if you’d like to hear more from The Irrelevant Show, click on THIS!

The Debaters | CBC Radio

9 Sep

debatersHey pals! If you are a fan of the CBC Radio comedy show ‘The Debaters’ and are also a fan of me hating on e-books, then listen in on Wednesday September 10th at 11:30am!

 

My debate against the hilarious Patrick Ledwell was hard fought and one of us got the book thrown at them.

 

The Irrelevant Show | Tights Are Not Pants!

22 May

The Irrelevant Show imageLadies, I have never been more passionate about a social issue than I am about this one.

TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS!

If you are confused as to whether you are wearing tights or pants, please click HERE to listen to the sketch I wrote for The Irrelevant Show on CBC Radio, which should clear everything up for you.

The Irrelevant Show | The Cafe

21 Apr

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Hey fun! Click HERE to hear the latest episode of CBC Radio’s ‘The Irrelevant Show’ to hear my sketch ‘The Cafe.’

(Hint – it’s the last one in the episode.)

 

Fireworks go Boom! | The Debaters – CBC Radio 1

10 Jan

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On Saturday January 11, 2014…my episode of The Debaters with the amazing Patrick McKenna will be re-airing on CBC Radio 1.

Just because he's holding a trophy, doesn't mean he won.

Patrick McKenna: Just because he’s holding a trophy, doesn’t mean he won.

We debate the merits of fireworks…of which I despise.

Backstage at the taping I'm about to lose.

Backstage at the taping I may or may not be about to lose.

If you are a fan of The Debaters and want to see a taping show, why not check out my next taping on February 12th at the Centrepoint Theatre in Ottawa?

Here’s a hint about my next debate topic.

It's the Turducken of literature!

It’s the Turducken of literature!