What I Learned Doing Improv On Tour (AKA: Reuniting Families in Peterborough)

17 Jan

I’m lucky enough to be part of this kick-ass, all-female ensemble of wicked women known as GIRLS NITE OUT and we’ve embarked on a tour that’s taking us to 11 cities in Ontario to do 12 shows. Every show we seem to have a WTF?! moment so I’ve decided to write about some of them here.

photo credit: Dahlia Katz. (Top Row L-R: Karen Parker, Jennine Profeta, Diana Frances.
Bottom Row L-R: Jordan Armstrong, Elvira Kurt, Linda Kash.)

We kicked the tour off on January 16th at Marketplace Theatre in Peterborough, with the lovely Linda Kash as a special guest (remember the Philly Creamcheese Angel? Lemme tell you – this gal is is even more adorable and funny than you remember from those commercials. And yes, she had to do multiple takes eating bagels and cream cheese and yes, there was a spit bucket.)

Elvira Kurt gets the audience lit up with 20 minutes of standup off the top. Watching from the wings, I’m always in awe of her ability to IMMEDIATELY connect with the audience thanks to the jokes she writes about the city as she drives in and finds parking. Plus, she makes the entire room feel like they’re not just an audience – they’re part of a memorable experience we’re having too. Which becomes even more important shortly.

I mean, look at how much fun that one guy in the front row is having. He doesn’t even need to face the stage to have a good time.

photo credit: Dahlia Katz

I was particularly excited about this show in Peterborough because my Uncle Carl and his husband Bobby were in the audience, along with a group of other family and friends Carl brought who I hadn’t met yet. I’d been texting with Carl to make sure they got their tickets and he said all was good – the group was out for dinner. I knew that in the mix of people was a relative of Carl’s named Peter – who had brought along his adult daughter to the show. A big deal because they’d been somewhat estranged for a while, but I didn’t know what the story was as we’d never met.

(Important note: I am adopted and met my bio dad, Herb, five years ago (an incredible story for another time). Carl is Herb’s brother and they’ve both been huge supporters of my life and career. And for a kid who grew up without any real father figures, it’s been a delight having both these men in my world.)

OKAY – back to the show. After Elvira gets the room zooming, the rest of us join her for an improv set. But the second half of the show is where the real magic seems to always happen, thanks to our improvised TALK SHOW format. We encourage people to be guests on the talk show by filling out a short questionnaire and putting it in a box. You see, most people (especially women) don’t think their lives are interesting enough to ever be a guest on a talk show. Our talk show ALWAYS proves them wrong.

The first guest Elvira chose was a real firecracker… a 70 yr old woman with a gorgeous story about becoming a late-in-life ‘Confidence Coach.’ She teaches people how to find their voice, which is important to her because her voice was silenced for years, until she got out of her abusive marriage. Wow. What an incredible ‘Day in the Life’ to re-create. It culminated in an improvised blues song (because she loves blues music) and I even had the balls to improvise a song. Which is my biggest fear, so I channeled her confidence coaching.

We legit didn’t think we could top that interview and scene, but we had time to have one more guest on the talk show, so Elvira pulled another questionnaire and up to the stage came Christy. A real life blacksmith. What? Who lives in a horse stall next to her horse. WHAT? With her boyfriend. WHAAAAT?

Christy was flat out hysterical explaining her unorthodox living arrangement. “The housing crisis in Ontario is real. “Thanks, Doug Ford.”

Then Christy mentioned that she came to the show with her dad, who bought her the ticket to the show and dinner before hand…

Something clicked in my brain. I raised my hand, stood up and asked, ‘Um, Christy – are we related somehow?’ She looked at me and said, ‘I think so! I was hoping to meet you after the show.’

Turns out, Christy was part of the dinner party that Uncle Carl had organized. When I explained to the audience that I’m adopted and Christy is basically a cousin I hadn’t met yet – the place went BONKERS.

Here’s the sequence of photos as I realized we’re related:

Needless to say, we did a scene about Christy being a blacksmith shoe-ing a horse, and she had to physically move Linda and Jennine in the scene like they were big Gumby dolls. When Karen came in as said horse – well, it didn’t end well for her. (Fun fact, almost every show, Karen ends up playing some kind of animal that ends up on the floor.)

photo credit: Dahlia Katz

Christy told me after the show that she REALLY wanted to be chosen to come on stage. And the fact Elvira’s hand grabbed her questionnaire out of the hundreds that went in the box? C’mon. AND… we just happened to have the fabulous photographer Dahlia Katz (https://www.dahliakatz.com/) taking promo and actions shots during the show? Take a bow, Universe. You did good work.

Not only did I meet a kinda cousin on stage (through marriage – still counts), but Christy and her dad, Peter are back chatting regularly thanks to coming to the show together.

I’m telling you – comedy can heal what ails you.

Next up this week are shows at the Sanderson Theatre in Brantford: https://calendar.sandersoncentre.ca/Default/Detail/2025-02-06-2000-Girls-Nite-Out and an already sold out show at the Shenkman Arts Centre in Ottawa. What crazy gong-show moment are we going to have next?!

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Girls Nite Out Tour 2025!

29 Dec

We are hitting the snowy snowy roads of Ontario and going on tour to warm yer bellies with laughs and ladies. Check out this list of show dates! Some of which are already almost sold out!

PETERBOROUGH : JANUARY 16, 2025 – 8PM: (Market Hall Performing Arts Centre (140 Charlotte St, Peterborough, ON ) With special guest Linda Cash (remember the Philly Cream Cheese Angel? Ya! Her!)

OSHAWA: FEBRUARY 1, 2025 – 8PM: (Regent Theatre, 50 King St. E, Oshawa ON.) With special guest Linda Cash!

BRANTFORD: FEBRUARY 6, 2025 – 8 PM: (Sanderson Centre for the Performing Arts, 88 Dalhousie St, Brantford ON)

OTTAWA: FEBRUARY 7, 2025 – 8 PM: Shenkman Arts Centre (245 Centrum Boulevard, Ottawa, ON)

MARKHAM: FEBRUARY 13, 2025 – 8PM: SPECIAL GALANTINES SHOW! Rouge River Brewing (8-50 Bullock Dr, Markham ON)

NORTH BAY: FEBRUARY 15, 2025 – 7:30PM: Capitol Centre (150 Main St E, North Bay ON)

MILTON: FEBRUARY 20, 2025 – 7:30PM: FirstOntario Arts Centre (1010 Main St E, Milton ON)

GUELPH: FEBRUARY 22, 2025 – 8PM: River Run Centre (35 Woolwich St, Guelph ON)

ST. CATHERINES: MARCH 6, 2025: 7:30PM: FirstOntario Performing Arts Centre (250 St Paul St, St. Catharines)

COLLINGWOOD: MARCH 7 & 8, 2025 – 7:30PM Legion Collingwood Branch (490 Ontario St, Collingwood ON)

KINGSTON: APRIL 11, 2025 – 7:30PM The Spire Theatre, 82 Sydenham St, Kingston, ON

THE BURNING SEASON WINS AGAIN!

13 May

What a god damn thrill to win the 2024 BEST SCREENPLAY at The Writer’s Guild of Canada Awards with my co-writer Jonas Chernick for our indie feature film THE BURNING SEASON. If you’re keeping score (cause I am) that’s three screenwriting awards for this little indie we shot in the middle of Algonquin Park on a tiny budget, a lot of hutzpah and more than a few laughs/tears/stress hives.

Much love to our director Sean Garrity, along with Fab Filippo who helped conceive the original concept of a love story told backwards. Our production manager Geoff Ewart and his pup Ripley kept me sane during a bonkers season of my life. My old buddy Hunter and Ripley were literal therapy dogs on set.

And yes, this was pretty much my acceptance speech at the awards.

THE BURNING SEASON Wins Best Screenplay at the Canadian Film Festival!

31 Mar

Thank you to the Canadian Film Festival, who awarded THE BURNING SEASON with BEST SCREENPLAY in their JURY AWARDS!

I wish I could have been there, but I was doing a corporate improv gig for a Farming Association with one of my besties, Roman Danylo. Cause that’s the glamour of show biz.

Girls Nite Out – River Run Centre Guelph!

16 Jan

No better way to kick off 2024 than to grab yer best gals, a glass o’ wine and laugh your faces off with Elvira Kurt, Jennine Profeta, Karen Parker and ME!

Saturday Feb 3, 2024 – 8pm!

THE BURNING SEASON wins Best Original Screenplay at the 2023 Whistler Film Festival

4 Dec

The Burning Season – a feature film written by Jonas Chernick and myself, won The Borsos Best Screenplay at the 2023 Whistler Film Festival!

We couldn’t be prouder of this wee indie film, shot in Sept of 2022 in Algonquin Park, Ontario. Being a writer/producer of this romantic drama was one of the hardest and emotionally difficult yet rewarding creative experiences of my life. Directed by Sean Garrity and starring Jonas Chernick & Sara Canning as traumatized lovers who just can’t quit each other, The Burning Season premiered at the Whistler Film Festival and is currently making its rounds in the festival circuit!

Girls Nite Out are Back At It Again!

30 Jan

We’re back baby!

Some killer upcoming standup and improv shows coming up in 2023 to check out:

March 7th: 7:30pm First Ontario Place, St. Catherines. Click HERE for ticket details.

March 8th: 7:30pm Theatre Collingwood. SOLD OUT

March 9th: 7:30pm Theatre Collingwood. Click HERE for ticket details.

Back In Show Mode!

19 Feb

Has it been almost two years since I’ve updated this website? Um. Yes. I think we all know why. But the good news is, theatres are opening back up and I can not WAIT to do shows with Girls Nite Out again!

In the two years since updating this site I’ve completely forgotten how to link the shows in my calendar thingie on the side, so here’s the info below.

Saturday Feb 26th we are at The River Run Centre in Guelph:

And for International Women’s Day, we’re back at Theatre Collingwood for TWO SHOWS! Friday March 6th and Saturday March 7th. Both shows are sold out I believe, which is incredible. Last time we performed in Collingwood, we had what I’ll confidently say is one of the most incredible audience participation moments from a 96-year old woman who had LIVED A GOD DAMN LIFE!

Really hope she comes back!

If you haven’t been out to see live music, theatre, comedy or the arts – please treat yourself and support the performers. To say our industry got decimated is an understatement. Remember how much you relied on entertainment from your home during the pandemic – now we need you!

2020 Canadian Screen Award WINNER!

28 May

Well, hot damn if it isn’t my first Canadian Screen Award for Best Writing for Corner Gas Animated! Such a thrill to win. Such a bizarre thing to win while in my basement office drinking wine alone.
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Many thanks to the entire Corner Gas Animated team. It was truly one of the best writing jobs I’ve ever had, and I’m not just saying that because it came with free breakfasts.

I remember vividly last year, being backstage of the 2019 Canadian Screen Awards as one of the writers of the show, thinking how funny it would be to win *next year* and purposely make my speech super short because I know how the producers are always worried about the show going too long. Never in my wildest dreams would I think that the following year, I would be nominated and win, but the entire show would get cancelled because of a world-wide pandemic which would result in me animating my dog to give my acceptance speech. (If you wanna see that acceptance speech, check out my twitter @dianafrancesvan because the video wouldn’t upload here for some dumb reason.)

Brent Butt also won for Best Performance and the show won for Best Animated Show. Feels like this show will have a long life on air and I wish everyone involved the best.

Girl’s Nite Out – St. Catherine’s (again!)

8 Mar

Oh hello again, St. Catherine’s. Third year in a row we’ve brought in International Women’s Day with you! And apparently we’ve already been asked back for 2021! (Assuming there is a 2021.)

Don’t tell Evira I posted this picture cause she was having a day where her hair looked GREAT in person but weird in photos… according to her. But the day was extra special to me because…

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… my biological father (who I just met in November) came to see me perform for the first time ever. I know he’s my daddio cause man do we ever have the same nose or what?

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Dadsy even got to meet my super handsome fella-man. What a crazy-ass night.

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