Ladies, I have never been more passionate about a social issue than I am about this one.
TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS!
If you are confused as to whether you are wearing tights or pants, please click HERE to listen to the sketch I wrote for The Irrelevant Show on CBC Radio, which should clear everything up for you.
Diana Frances 
I agree tights are not pants but leggings are definately pants. I know because I wear them every day.
Yes! Tights are not pants! Also, you should explain how to tell if you’re wearing a shirt or a dress, and when is it okay to show your control top (hint: never).