Ugly Photos

Some girls like to look pretty in all their photos. I also like to look pretty but more often end up looking like this…..which I find very amusing.

And so should you…

the drunken lawyer 2

This is the picture that started my love of my ugly photos. During a photo shoot for new acting head shots, I was going for the ‘Stern Lawyer’ look. I ended up with the ‘Drunken Lawyer’ look.

drunken cougar

Which was quickly followed up with ‘Drunken Cougar.’

064Diana Frances

During my most recent photo shoot, the lovely Rob Gilbert was erasing the crappy digital pictures. Oh no no no buddy. I live for these half closed eyes gems.


No idea what I was ‘improvising’ during this show with The Vancouver TheatreSports League at The Vogue. But Colin Mochrie looks bored with my antics.


This is right after the most amazing massage I’ve ever received – in Thailand. The three pictures in a row make me laugh so very hard….




Nothing makes a girl feel prettier than getting her hair done….

Now, this is obviously NOT an ugly shot of me. It's damn adorable. BUT...six months dad died, my mom gave me a shit haircut, my teeth fell out and I looked like this....

Now, this is obviously NOT an ugly shot of me. It’s damn adorable. BUT…six months later….my dad died, my mom gave me a shit haircut, my teeth fell out and I looked like this….

You're welcome.

You’re welcome.


This was from my first ever headshot photo shoot. Enjoy the tsunami of hair.

This was from my first ever headshot photo shoot. Enjoy the tsunami of hair.


10 Responses to “Ugly Photos”

  1. Enid-Raye Adams March 17, 2013 at 8:25 pm #

    It’s not right how hard these make me laugh. So. Effing. HARD.
    This page is like the danish I ate at Nesters Market last fall: It changed my life.
    Keep em coming… 🙂

  2. Sandi March 19, 2013 at 3:10 pm #

    if i was just 1/4 as funny as you – i would still be out of work, but i would know how to do my hair and have my picture taken – you are a genius frances

  3. Christine Lippa March 23, 2013 at 5:49 pm #

    Oh. My. God. Sooooo funny!!! Love the photos and LOVE the website. Rock on Frances. Some nudity couldn’t hurt either….

  4. Sara June 16, 2013 at 12:54 pm #

    thank you. i desperately needed that this morning.

  5. Patti Davila July 29, 2013 at 9:03 pm #

    It is because of women like you that I get up in the mornings, female pride at the ready, and surge into the day……courage and laughter, baby!

    • dfrances July 30, 2013 at 12:08 pm #

      Thanks lady! Right back atcha!

  6. writingbolt October 4, 2013 at 10:57 pm #

    From top to bottom…

    Susan Dazed, L.A. Law,
    Christine Bourbon-Painties, The Good Wife
    Haze, The X-Men,
    Kerin Baked (instead of Kevin Bacon), Bootloose (or Mooseloose), the Canadian Footloose,
    The Shower Curtain Bandit…I dunno…chalk it up to improv.
    Caroline Stacked, your local home improvement woman, “Can I interest you in some aluminum siding?”
    [I won’t touch the kiddie photos, but that second one is sadly just a wee funny and familiar.]
    And, lastly, Judy Nelson, The Breakfast Hangover…er, Club. Or, if you prefer, the fourth member of Flock of Seagulls, Soberina Terne

    How’s that?:D

    • writingbolt October 4, 2013 at 11:15 pm #

      Oh, and your “profile” photo, Tina Unfazed (Un-fey-zed, due to the sober smile and slight resemblance to Tina Fey):D

  7. Ian August 12, 2015 at 9:45 pm #

    I hooked you up with your phone last night. Don’t tell my bosses or Fido I’m doing this or I’ll get fired. You’re fucking hilarious and the irrelevant show is awesome. Thanks for making my day not suck so much ass.

    • dfrances August 12, 2015 at 11:02 pm #

      hey! i got the phone first thing this morning! so amazing, thanks. glad i could make you laugh and you could get me a decent deal. i tweeted to fido with kudos and filled out the survey. hope it makes life at fido fun!

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