Some girls like to look pretty in all their photos. I also like to look pretty but more often end up looking like this…..which I find very amusing.
And so should you…
This is the picture that started my love of my ugly photos. During a photo shoot for new acting head shots, I was going for the ‘Stern Lawyer’ look. I ended up with the ‘Drunken Lawyer’ look.
Which was quickly followed up with ‘Drunken Cougar.’
During my most recent photo shoot, the lovely Rob Gilbert was erasing the crappy digital pictures. Oh no no no buddy. I live for these half closed eyes gems.
No idea what I was ‘improvising’ during this show with The Vancouver TheatreSports League at The Vogue. But Colin Mochrie looks bored with my antics.
This is right after the most amazing massage I’ve ever received – in Thailand. The three pictures in a row make me laugh so very hard….
Nothing makes a girl feel prettier than getting her hair done….
Now, this is obviously NOT an ugly shot of me. It’s damn adorable. BUT…six months later….my dad died, my mom gave me a shit haircut, my teeth fell out and I looked like this….
You’re welcome.
This was from my first ever headshot photo shoot. Enjoy the tsunami of hair.
Diana Frances 
It’s not right how hard these make me laugh. So. Effing. HARD.
This page is like the danish I ate at Nesters Market last fall: It changed my life.
Keep em coming… 🙂
if i was just 1/4 as funny as you – i would still be out of work, but i would know how to do my hair and have my picture taken – you are a genius frances
Oh. My. God. Sooooo funny!!! Love the photos and LOVE the website. Rock on Frances. Some nudity couldn’t hurt either….
thank you. i desperately needed that this morning.
It is because of women like you that I get up in the mornings, female pride at the ready, and surge into the day……courage and laughter, baby!
Thanks lady! Right back atcha!
From top to bottom…
Susan Dazed, L.A. Law,
Christine Bourbon-Painties, The Good Wife
Haze, The X-Men,
Kerin Baked (instead of Kevin Bacon), Bootloose (or Mooseloose), the Canadian Footloose,
The Shower Curtain Bandit…I dunno…chalk it up to improv.
Caroline Stacked, your local home improvement woman, “Can I interest you in some aluminum siding?”
[I won’t touch the kiddie photos, but that second one is sadly just a wee funny and familiar.]
And, lastly, Judy Nelson, The Breakfast Hangover…er, Club. Or, if you prefer, the fourth member of Flock of Seagulls, Soberina Terne
How’s that?:D
Oh, and your “profile” photo, Tina Unfazed (Un-fey-zed, due to the sober smile and slight resemblance to Tina Fey):D
I hooked you up with your phone last night. Don’t tell my bosses or Fido I’m doing this or I’ll get fired. You’re fucking hilarious and the irrelevant show is awesome. Thanks for making my day not suck so much ass.
Sincerely.
Ian.
hey! i got the phone first thing this morning! so amazing, thanks. glad i could make you laugh and you could get me a decent deal. i tweeted to fido with kudos and filled out the survey. hope it makes life at fido fun!