Tag Archives: comedy

JFL Galas

30 Jun

Every once in a while, life gives you what I call a ‘Pony Day.’

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Here me out. So… if you subscribe to the whole ‘life is a gift’ theory – then every day is like unwrapping a present, right? Most of the time, that day unwraps and is kinda boring. Like you’re getting socks. Cool cool, we all need socks. But THEN… some days, a phone call or email will make the day unwrap itself with a huge surprise. Like you just got given a pony.

I was in the Calgary airport leaving the Banff World Media Festival, where I’d written the Rockie Awards Gala monologue for Anthony Anderson (Blackish). JFL producer Bruce Hills was in the audience – he loved the monologue – and hired me to write for the JFL Galas. THAT was a ‘Pony Day.’

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Along with Dean Jenkinson, I got to write the Gala scripts for Laverne Cox and Jane Krakowski. It was my first time at JFL. Hopefully not my last.

Girl’s Night Out – Barrie ON

14 Apr

Screen Shot 2017-05-05 at 1.46.03 AMIs there anything more fun that four wickedly hilarious women performing for a group of wickedly appreciative women? Yes. When there’s a guy on piano.

Thanks Jennine Proffeta, Karen Parker, Kevin J. Baker and our hilarious host Laurie Elliot.

I will never forget ‘Over-Sharon’ who pulled her entire skirt over her head while gyrating suggestively towards me.

Sex & The Suburbs – Maple Ridge Arts Centre

21 Jan

086cleavagesOh my home town of Maple Ridge got a face full of funny shit last night.

Things I learned from our Sex & The Suburbs Show on Saturday January 21st, 2017

  • A fog machine aimed straight up Denise’s skirt is far funnier than anything we were trying to do in our sexy Beyonce entrance.
  • Jamie makes a damn fine replacement for the now retired Ellie Harvie
  • The sushi place around the corner WILL make you late for your call
  • Every woman who told stories in the ‘Improvised Talk Show’ have crazy weird lives.
  • That Improvised Talk Show format REALLY works

The Smartass-ociates with Steve Patterson

6 Jan

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What a crazy bunch o’ fun working on this show was. We shot four episodes in March of 2016, then CBC Comedy got involved and we shot another two in November.

Watch all six episodes HERE on the CBC Comedy website.

Things I learned on The Smartass-ociates:

  • Ottawa has very politically savvy audiences. Weird.
  • Olympic Speed-skater Ivanie Blondin is really good at curling my hair
  • I will never be able to afford a home in Vancouver. Or Toronto. Maybe Sudbury
  • It’s hard to improvise a pitch to David Chilton in the ‘Lizard’s Pit’
  • Pouring maple syrup and chocolate sauce on DeAnne Smith is tasty fun
  • It’s pronounced ‘sen-shee-ant’ pipeline, not ‘sen-tee-ant’ pipeline
  • Never golf with Dave Hemstead
  • Jon Steinberg cares a lot about birds
  • VIA Rail trains make an excellent writer’s room
  • People get really excited about free mugs
  • If you get drunk on scotch and pickle juice after the first big day of taping, your nickname will forever be Pickle Juice. PJ for short.

The Irrelevant Show | Tights are Not Pants

11 Jun

The Irrelevant Show imageDon’t make me tell you again. Tights are NOT pants.

Click HERE to listen to the sketch on CBC Radio’s ‘The Irrelevant Show’

And then put on some real pants.

 

The Irrelevant Show | Missing Person

14 Mar

The Irrelevant Show imageA sketch I wrote – based on a true experience. (Don’t piss me off or I’ll sketch you.)

Click HERE to listen to the sketch that aired on CBC Radio’s ‘The Irrelevant Show!’

Girls Night Out | Port Moody Arts Centre | October 3rd, 2014

9 Sep

 

HEY LADIES!

 

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I am super excited to be headlining this hilarious night of comedy with my fellow improv chicks, Christine Lippa and Ellie Harvie.

So gather your gals and let us make you giggle till you spit your snappy cocktails all over your party dresses!

 

Girl’s Night Out 2014

Port Moody Arts Centre

Friday, 3 October 2014 from 6:30 PM to 10:30 PM (PDT)

Port Moody, BC

Click HERE to buy tickets. (Group rates available!)

 

The Debaters | CBC Radio

9 Sep

debatersHey pals! If you are a fan of the CBC Radio comedy show ‘The Debaters’ and are also a fan of me hating on e-books, then listen in on Wednesday September 10th at 11:30am!

 

My debate against the hilarious Patrick Ledwell was hard fought and one of us got the book thrown at them.

 

The Irrelevant Show | Tights Are Not Pants!

22 May

The Irrelevant Show imageLadies, I have never been more passionate about a social issue than I am about this one.

TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS!

If you are confused as to whether you are wearing tights or pants, please click HERE to listen to the sketch I wrote for The Irrelevant Show on CBC Radio, which should clear everything up for you.

The Irrelevant Show | The Cafe

21 Apr

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Hey fun! Click HERE to hear the latest episode of CBC Radio’s ‘The Irrelevant Show’ to hear my sketch ‘The Cafe.’

(Hint – it’s the last one in the episode.)